Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.