Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor. Commentary:Bat signal: Go, my flying minions! Release your inner Batman, but keep it spooky! 🦇🏰😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do. Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them. Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads. I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts. Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.
