It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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Work for a living? In this economy?