It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Commentary:
“Who needs an alarm clock when you’ve got your friendly neighborhood landscaper, right? 🌿🌞 Just imagine waking up to the soothing sound of lawnmowers instead of bird chirps! 🐦💤 #MorningRoutineGoals”

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