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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.