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"Life without flirting is like a pizza without toppings – plain and disappointing! 😉 Who knew a little banter could spice up our daily routine so much? Time to bring out those winks and charming smiles! 😏💫"

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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5 months ago

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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2 months ago

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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2 months ago

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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2 months ago

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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2 months ago

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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2 months ago

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74 shares on Telegram this month:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

28 shares on X this month:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

67 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

61 shares on Discord this month:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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Just shared via TikTok:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Making waves on TikTok:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Trending via Messenger:

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

Trending via Slack:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Just landed via X:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Seen just now on X:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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