Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Life without flirting is like a pizza without toppings – plain and disappointing! 😉 Who knew a little banter could spice up our daily routine so much? Time to bring out those winks and charming smiles! 😏💫"

companionship, dull, flirt, fun, humor, life, relationship, someone

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

0

2 months ago

2007, back, bad, bad luck, email, forward, humor, i, irony, life, luck, people, regrets
Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

0

2 months ago

age, aging, another, chin, humor, loneliness, lonely, looks, middle, middle age, self-deprecation, welcome
White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

0

2 months ago

cautionary, cautionary tale, humor, lotus, taking, tale, time, time off, vacation, white, White Lotus, work
Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

0

2 months ago

convenience, design, food, handles, humor, practicality, sandwich, suitcase
If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

0

2 months ago

cheat, dad, date, dump, humor, irony, man, relationship, son, step, step son
Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

0

2 months ago

bot, communication, days, good, humor, memory, message, messaging, nostalgia, old, person, remember, technology, wonder

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

89 shares on X this month:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Trending via YouTube:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Going viral on YouTube:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Seen just now on Messenger:

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

Going viral on YouTube:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Going viral on TikTok:

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

Spotted on YouTube:

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Trending via WeChat:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨