May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls. Commentary:"Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ #KarmaInAction" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall. Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while. Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something Iโll never stop doing. I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back. Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her โcan I have more coffee?โ two minutes later.