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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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