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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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I only like when it rains when I’m home.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Just landed via Reddit:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Trending via Instagram:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Just shared via Slack:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Shared recently on Threads:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Trending via WeChat:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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Humorous quote about men causing chaos but still liking your posts.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

71 shares on X this month:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

48 shares on Slack this month:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

82 shares on Instagram this month:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Spotted on Instagram:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Spotted on WeChat:

When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

Going viral on TikTok:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Trending via YouTube:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Going bananas on Slack:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Breaking via X:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Seen just now on X:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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