Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?