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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.