More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.