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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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