My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Laughing at my wallet like it's a comedy show, starring me! ππΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget. I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Iβm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. Iβm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan. Iβm just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.