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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

94 shares on Slack this month:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

25 shares on Slack this month:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

15 shares on X this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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Salary week, but salary weak.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Breaking via WeChat:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Making waves on X:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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