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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.