My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just need a cauldron and a cat, and you'll be casting curses in no time! π§ββοΈπΌπ΅ Related Funny Quotes π€ Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would. If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end. I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it. Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog. My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.