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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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