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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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Looks like the days of being a human dance floor are over! 💃🚫🕺 Don't miss those bullets whizzing by your toes one bit! 😄💥 #DancingWithoutFear

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dance, feet, fun, humor, joke, life, pressure, shoot on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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