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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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Looks like the days of being a human dance floor are over! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ•บ Don't miss those bullets whizzing by your toes one bit! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ’ฅ #DancingWithoutFear



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