Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.
  • When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”
  • There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.
  • Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.
  • I’m not alone. I have ants.
  • Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.