Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, yes, the fine print of marriage: 'Ears not included.' 🤣 Who knew you had to pay extra for listening skills? 👂💸 #MarriageSurprises" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears. Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions. The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.
