Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately. Commentary:"Ah, yes, the fine print of marriage: 'Ears not included.' 🤣 Who knew you had to pay extra for listening skills? 👂💸 #MarriageSurprises" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears. Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears. If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it? Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.
