Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately. Funny Quotes July 15, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.
