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Ah, the mysterious allure of the pre-dawn kitchen table…where dads go to contemplate the meaning of life (or maybe just figure out how many cups of coffee it takes to function). ☕️🤔 Rise and shine, it's time for some quality early morning pondering!
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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.
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