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Ah, the mysterious allure of the pre-dawn kitchen table…where dads go to contemplate the meaning of life (or maybe just figure out how many cups of coffee it takes to function). โ๏ธ๐ค Rise and shine, it's time for some quality early morning pondering!
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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.
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