Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.