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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.