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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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53 shares on Telegram this month:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

43 shares on Discord this month:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Making waves on TikTok:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Just landed via Messenger:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Trending via Threads:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Spotted on YouTube:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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