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Trying to understand what's happening feels like attempting a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces missing 😂🧩🤷♂️
Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?
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Art museum ticket saved! 🖼️😍 You belong in a gallery! 🎨❤️
Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.
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Forever the magic-believing weirdo and proud of it! ✨🧙♂️🤪
Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.
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Trying to figure out if I inherited my stubbornness or if it's a family heirloom 🤔😂👵📜
Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.
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Neigh-ver give up! 🐎😄
Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.
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Squad goals: sharing an iced matcha like a true caffeine commune! 🍵📸😂
It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.
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Trying to talk to a girl without flirting is like trying to eat spaghetti without making a mess! 🍝😅
I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.
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Why go from zero to hero when you can just start at zero? 😎🎯
I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”
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When Netflix autoplay is my DJ and my phone screen is the dance floor 🎶📱💃 #MultitaskingMaster
There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.
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Perfect opportunity to unleash your autobiography on an unsuspecting audience! ✈️😂🎤