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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.
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September 22, 2023
Getting real tired of my own bullshit.
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September 22, 2023
Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.
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September 22, 2023
All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
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September 22, 2023
Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.
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July 9, 2024
I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.
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June 29, 2024
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.
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September 22, 2023
Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
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October 10, 2024
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
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September 22, 2023
Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.
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September 22, 2023
Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
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September 22, 2023
I hope your spoon slides into your soup.
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August 12, 2024
How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?
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May 6, 2024
When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.
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September 18, 2024
I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?
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September 29, 2024
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