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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby Is this guy bothering you?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025