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That’s one way to make sure you’re always in control of the remote! 🎬✂️😄
I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”
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Dyslexia never looked so good 😎🔡❤️
The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.
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Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊
Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?
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Twice the fun, double the confusion! 🤔😂❤️
Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?
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Sandwich the drama of spelling tests with a juice box ❌📝🥤
Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
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Looks like that twin sibling rivalry really took a dark turn! 😅💥👯♂️
Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.
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Sounds like you really took "cleanliness is next to godliness" to the next level! 😇🪟✨
My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.
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Turning haters into renovators one tile at a time! 🛁😎🔧
I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.
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Trading in cruise ships for X-rays and MRI scans! ✈️➡️🩻👴😂
Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.
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Suddenly discovered the secret to instant weight loss! Who knew a trim could double as a wardrobe upgrade? 🌿✂️👖🤣