You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Commentary:
"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Sex is like my hair – sparse and elusive! 🙈 Maybe it's playing hard to get? Or perhaps it's just practicing social distancing? Whatever the reason, at this rate, tomorrow's forecast calls for more Netflix and less… well, hair-raising adventures! 💁‍♂️🚫"

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Commentary:
"Who knew the Ancient Egyptians were trendsetters for online cat videos and social media rants? 🐱🖥️ Let's be honest, cats and walls have always been prime real estate for expression, whether it's hieroglyphics or memes!"