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Sounds like you're walking the fine line between 'eccentric' and 'should we be worried?' 😂🧠🚶♂️
Which wine pairs best with WWIII?
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Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅
I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.
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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️♂️💨
I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.
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Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅
Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.
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Running after a ping pong ball is the ultimate cardio workout nobody asked for! 🏓😂🏃♂️
No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.
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Plot twist: I got promoted from passive spectator to chief schemer 😂🔍✨
When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.
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Sounds about right! These days, my idea of a wild weekend is taking a nap and not pulling a muscle 😂🛌💪
Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.
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Silent treatment: Level 100 achieved! 😂🤐💁♀️
They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.
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When I get up, my body sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies! 🍚😆🔊
When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.
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Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧