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Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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Making waves on Reddit:

So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Going viral on WeChat:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Trending via Snapchat:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Just landed via Reddit:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Trending via Telegram:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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Funny quote about choosing cheese over sadness for instant happiness.

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"Remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them in for a nice wedge of cheese. After all, who needs people when you have a fridge full of happiness waiting for you? Cheese: the ultimate comfort food for when humans just can't cut it."

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93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

49 shares on Slack this month:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Trending via Pinterest:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Just landed via Discord:

Making art is making love to the world.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

Going viral on Reddit:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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