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Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Going viral on YouTube:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Going viral on Twitch:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Trending via YouTube:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

Trending via Messenger:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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24 shares on X this month:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

50 shares on Threads this month:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

76 shares on X this month:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

29 shares on Discord this month:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

The peace of not knowing.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Seen just now on Instagram:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Just shared via Messenger:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Seen just now on Slack:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Spotted on Instagram:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Trending via Threads:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Just shared via TikTok:

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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