People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! ๐ถ๐ Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. ๐๐๐ฆ" Related Funny Posts ๐ค My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak. I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk. The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.