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Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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Just shared via WeChat:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Making waves on Slack:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Reported on Facebook:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Trending via WeChat:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Spotted on X:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Spotted on Threads:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

3 months ago

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Seen just now on Twitch:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Just landed via TikTok:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Making waves on Threads:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Just shared via Slack:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Spotted on X:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Reported on YouTube:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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