Roses are pink. I need a drink. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:πΉπ· Roses are pink, but my mood is in sync! Time to grab a drink and let the worries sink! π₯ Cheers to relaxation and enjoying the moment! πΈ Related Funny Posts π€ I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking… I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?