Roses are pink. I need a drink. Posted onSep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRoses are pink. I need a drink. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Roses are red. I’m going to bed.