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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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🌹🍷 Roses are pink, but my mood is in sync! Time to grab a drink and let the worries sink! 🥂 Cheers to relaxation and enjoying the moment! 🌸

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beverage, drink, fun, humor, i, lightheartedness, need, party, pink, poetry, roses, wine on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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