The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Commentary:
Looks like the billionaires are playing a real-life game of “Who Wants to Be a Gazillionaire?” and it seems like they’re winning! 🤑💰 Maybe it’s time for everyone else to start hoarding those spare pennies like they’re rare diamonds! 💎 #KeepTheChange

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