The grass is only greener on the other side because of all… Commentary:"Remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side… it's just fertilized differently! 💩🌱😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter. Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up. Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.