💾 Save Image The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side… it's just fertilized differently! 💩🌱😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends. My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.” I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: bullshit, grass, greener, humor, life, only, perspective, reality, side
