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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Love is in the air fryer.