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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.