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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.