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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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