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  • There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.
  • I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.
  • “God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.
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  • I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.
  • Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.