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I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.