They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for "the biggest one".

Commentary:
“Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping”

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