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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.