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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Going viral on TikTok:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Freshly posted on X:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Making waves on Pinterest:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Just landed via X:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Just landed via Messenger:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Going viral on YouTube:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Is this simulation from Temu?

Seen just now on YouTube:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

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15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

81 shares on X this month:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

17 shares on Threads this month:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

23 shares on X this month:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

80 shares on Threads this month:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Going viral on X:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Spotted on WeChat:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Just shared via Discord:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Going viral on Telegram:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Making waves on YouTube:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

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