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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdo…

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdo…

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Got my wisdom and now I know why squirrels always look so busy: they're running a tiny, secret acorn stock market! 🌳🐿️📈

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 2, accidental, accidentally, humor, nature, secret, secrets, squirrel, supernatural, tree, wisdom on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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