Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdo… Commentary:Got my wisdom and now I know why squirrels always look so busy: they're running a tiny, secret acorn stock market! 🌳🐿️📈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’. Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years. There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed. Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.