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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.