Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you. Commentary:"Ah, the universal rule of traffic: Blame the person in front and proudly claim innocence in the line of chaos! ππ¨π " Related Funny Posts π€ You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic. When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault. Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you. Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn. Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot itβs also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.
