USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered. Commentary:It’s like the package went on a secret mission and reported back with, "Mission Accomplished!" 📦🚀😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number? I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists. Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet. Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.
