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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Making waves on Discord:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Going viral on Instagram:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Just landed via Facebook:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Just shared via Discord:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

55 shares on Threads this month:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

10 shares on Slack this month:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Just landed via Telegram:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Spotted on Discord:

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

Just landed via Slack:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Making waves on WeChat:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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