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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.