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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

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An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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I have a yearning disability.

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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