What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.