When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.
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"Watching hockey is like witnessing a fierce battle for the coveted last Oreo 🏒🍪 I hope they remember to dunk it in milk during intermission! #TeamOreo"

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