💾 Save Image When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Watching hockey is like witnessing a fierce battle for the coveted last Oreo 🏒🍪 I hope they remember to dunk it in milk during intermission! #TeamOreo" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th. When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear. I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done. Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: fighting, hockey, i, last, Oreo, over, pretend, watch
