When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying not to draw battle lines at the dinner table—Godspeed! 🙏😅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public. I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice. When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t. There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.