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When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

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Trying not to draw battle lines at the dinner table—Godspeed! 🙏😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged friend, friends, humor, i, interaction, notice, pretend, religion, religious, social, social interaction on Aug 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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