Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where wolves host PTA meetings and help with homework… 🐺📚 Just think of the pack dynamics at the supermarket checkout line! 🛒😂"

animals, humor, irony, parenting, people, raise, sarcasm, should, wolf

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

0

2 months ago

alone, another, change, day, expectation, humor, i, life changing, maybe, me, procrastination, room, something, spend, wait
I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

0

2 months ago

bag, disrespectful, food, humor, i, independence, me, real, serving, serving size, size, snack, tell
Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

0

2 months ago

folks, folly, humor, otherwise, people, wisdom, wise
When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

0

2 months ago

Christmas, gift, holiday, humor, i, irony, myself, say, self-care, shopping, silent
Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

0

2 months ago

activity, button, chance, childhood, frustration, fun, fun activity, fury, hell, lost, push, tantrum, temper, toddler
Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

0

2 months ago

asleep, billion, body, brain, fall, humor, insomnia, interesting, night, overthinking, six, sleep, thought, thoughts, time

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

63 shares on X this month:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Going viral on Threads:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Spotted on Discord:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Trending via Slack:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Shared recently on YouTube:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I put the mess in domestic.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Wolves should really raise more people.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨