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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Going bananas on Slack:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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52 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

37 shares on X this month:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

22 shares on Slack this month:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Making waves on WeChat:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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