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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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