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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.