I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm just practicing for the Nap Olympics, gotta keep up my gold medal status! 😴😂🥇 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture. I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used. No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.