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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.