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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.