Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Commentary:
Well, looks like those fancy almonds have been lying to us all along—it’s just tree’s version of a home-cooked snack! 🌰😂 Next time you crunch on one, remember you’re basically gnawing on a tiny piece of tree furniture. Who knew? 🌳🤭

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