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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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"Maybe it's a bit of both! ๐Ÿค” Age gracefully and just crank up the volume of your 'ignore' button! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ”‡"



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